i dont even feel bad for rich ppl who got scammed out of 12000 dollars for a “luxury festival” like………….. imagine having 12000 dollarsImagine looking forward to something you put a lot of effort into planning and having it go terribly, terribly wrong, in a dire way that leaves you stranded.Imagine the kind of people who would sneer at you and go ‘you deserve it because you got to do it in the first place.’That’s really sick and I think maybe (while it’s okay to roll your eyes) learning a bit of empathy would do everyone some good.Originally posted by fuckyeah-terrormountain thebrownskingirl:You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger. 420dogsquad:420dogsquad:Perks of being a legal adult #285: no one can tell you you can’t have 40 tater tots for dinnerCons of being a legal adult #137: no one will tell you that its probably a bad idea to eat 40 tater tots for dinner bc your stomache will hurt after altersociety:danielkanhai:i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move.

this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest gaylmao:upallnightmp3:did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Wordscan we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real *stares at dog for 5 mins* u wanna come pet him29th Nov 2016 1,442 notes In college:In my 20s: 21st Nov 2016 581 notes When my mom has an opinion about my appearance 21st Nov 2016 313 notes When I decide to embrace my winter body 16th Nov 2016 308 notes When my birthday is around the holidays 13th Nov 2016 244 notes

When my mom calls to tell me she sent me a package 4th Nov 2016 1,299 notes Me and my friends 27th Oct 2016 286 notes Trying to find a specific photo on my phonebuy french wine london 27th Oct 2016 221 notesbest indian wine for health When I ask my Dad for advicebest texas red wines 21st Oct 2016 83 notes When I see a friend talking to someone I don’t like 18th Oct 2016 311 notes When I’m shoveling food in my face and someone cute walks by 12 Dec  +1178someone: it was not a ufo it was a military exercise me: listen, as someone who has seen 202 episodes and 2 movies of the x-files,31st Oct 2016 | 28th Oct 2016 | drivefasterboy:knitmeapony:This makes me laugh so hard EVERYTIMEI almost sent this to the chair of my department once.

“When Shelley’s corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats’s 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley’s heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of ‘Adonais.” jstor:violent-darts:livetoseeourglory:closet-lunatic:katrinastratford:voidbat:raecupcake:Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.jesus christ, i will never be this goth.Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.NO ONE will ever be as goth.didnt she also have sex on said graveShe lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes … that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started. /stable/3177447eee I love the romantic literature side of the internet

27th Oct 2016 | 25th Oct 2016 | humansofnewyork:Today marks a major milestone in the history of geriatric canine literature! The Susie’s Senior Dogs book was released today. After months of breathless anticipation, scholars and critics agree: ‘Susie’s Senior Dogs has set a new high-water mark among books that have nice pictures and sweet stories about old dogs who find new homes.’ The author, coincidentally, is my wife. She worked so hard to make this book perfect and it came out wonderfully. The book will warm the heart of every dog lover. Moby, Simon, and I are very proud of her. And Erin is using every penny that she makes to pay for the medical bills of old foster dogs– so that they’re healthy and happy when they arrive at their new homes. The book only costs $15 human dollars. So please consider getting Susie’s Senior Dogs for yourself or the dog lover in your life!–Amazon: http://amzn.to/2eqGng6 Barnes and Noble: http://bit.ly/2cVBn2vIndiebound: http://bit.ly/2cVB2N3(via humansofnewyork)

21st Oct 2016 | thistherapylife:sw-or-gtfo:left at 2:45, arrived at 3:15, sat in the car for 15 minutes so it wouldn’t be weirdIt’s meaka anxietyyyyyy(Source: onlytwitterpics, via raiseyourpizza) 20th Oct 2016 | (Source: babyanimalimages, via civilwhore) amusementforme:waking up on November 9th like: (via ruinedchildhood) targetdoesitagain:😂🎯💯definitely me about 6 hours ago:officer: you have one last meal, what do you wantme: hmm idk what are you in the mood for (Source: peonyswimwear, via alittlebitoflace) Oh wait, I do need to be semi productive Freelance graphic design work: - Mothers Day ad - print and digital - Mother’s Day email newsletter - Summer camp email newsletterFreelance content marketing work: - SEO research and proposal - Mother’s Day blog postFreelance social media work - get all of May scheduled across all freelance clients (if too ambitious: at the very least get two weeks scheduled)

Gotta make that cash while Cory’s back in school!! (Source: itsbyrosie, via luserne) (Source: sabonhomeblog, via h-o-r-n-g-r-y) (Source: storyop1, via lemonsandhoney) (Source: mattblease, via myinnocentbones) (Source: noperfectdayforbananafish, via hemingsways) (Source: libertyninteriors, via thisivyhouse) (Source: lacooletchic, via zoeneverdreams) francescazak:this body was passed down to me through so many generations of women, it is the body of my mother, my grandmother, and her mother. We have the same hips and the same hands and the same strong legs, this is my only home, I wish I could love it more than I do(via passionpersistencepatience) I was originally thinking I’ll get a bunch done this weekend, but now I’m thinking I’ll throw caution to the wind and do nearly nothing. The only productive thing will be: taping some cardboard boxes together and throwing a bunch of junk I don’t need inside. The rest of my time will be spent playing sims 3, watching netflix and hanging out with my dogs